Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
Destined To Be Here
by akela9 on Jul.26, 2021, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
Ride with them to Neosho house. At first everyone is just excited and pleased with how cool the place is. But then things start going twisty. The house becomes HUGE and keeps morphing and shifting. Endless rooms, endless stairways, endless halls, countless doors. The "owners" are trying much too hard to push me to sign contracts.
Uncle Fedora has a New York accent and is dressed in wild clothes. Uncle Cigar is pushy and leering. Aunt Karen keeps shoving paperwork at me, demanding I sign because my family is "Destined to live in this house." Creepy Kids pretend to be sick while insisting this is the BEST *cough* house *cough* to be stuck home in. *cough* They giggle when I ask why thier parents are making them do this shit. Rooms upon rooms with lavish, but dated furniture. I best remember the "small" upstairs dining room that was the size of a football field. The walls were green and the pink carpeted room was studded with white tables and flower center pieces. Upstairs from here is a full on, staffed, full of overly gleeful children, skating rink. ("Even if you don't like to skate, look at all of this SPACE...")
One upstairs closet is even creepier than the basement kill room... It houses a dripping black void.
Inspector Guy tells me we can't buy. The house is sinking into the ground. He vanishes after telling me. Am 99% sure the entities calling themselves "owners" or maybe the house itself ate him.
As creepy as this all was, it was also vaguely comedic. Everything was just so over the top. Also: Just how STUPID do you think I am, house?? I'm not signing a DAMN thing until Dan gets back to town. The house was not pleased, but let me go.
Destined To Be Here
by akela9 on Jul.26, 2021, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
Ride with them to Neosho house. At first everyone is just excited and pleased with how cool the place is. But then things start going twisty. The house becomes HUGE and keeps morphing and shifting. Endless rooms, endless stairways, endless halls, countless doors. The "owners" are trying much too hard to push me to sign contracts.
Uncle Fedora has a New York accent and is dressed in wild clothes. Uncle Cigar is pushy and leering. Aunt Karen keeps shoving paperwork at me, demanding I sign because my family is "Destined to live in this house." Creepy Kids pretend to be sick while insisting this is the BEST *cough* house *cough* to be stuck home in. *cough* They giggle when I ask why thier parents are making them do this shit. Rooms upon rooms with lavish, but dated furniture. I best remember the "small" upstairs dining room that was the size of a football field. The walls were green and the pink carpeted room was studded with white tables and flower center pieces. Upstairs from here is a full on, staffed, full of overly gleeful children, skating rink. ("Even if you don't like to skate, look at all of this SPACE...")
One upstairs closet is even creepier than the basement kill room... It houses a dripping black void.
Inspector Guy tells me we can't buy. The house is sinking into the ground. He vanishes after telling me. Am 99% sure the entities calling themselves "owners" or maybe the house itself ate him.
As creepy as this all was, it was also vaguely comedic. Everything was just so over the top. Also: Just how STUPID do you think I am, house?? I'm not signing a DAMN thing until Dan gets back to town. The house was not pleased, but let me go.
When The Drama Dies
by Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors on Jul.07, 2014, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
When The Drama Dies
by Asia on Jul.07, 2014, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
Real Life…
by Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors on May.21, 2012, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
Real Life…
by Asia on May.21, 2012, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
It is… What it Is…
by Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors on May.08, 2012, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
I am so sorry for everyone and every pain all of my friends are dealing with this year.
There are pains I can't even relate to. I am SO SORRY. I wish I could do more. Truly.
It is… What it Is…
by Asia on May.08, 2012, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
I am so sorry for everyone and every pain all of my friends are dealing with this year.
There are pains I can't even relate to. I am SO SORRY. I wish I could do more. Truly.
The Worst Dinner Party…
by Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors on Oct.15, 2011, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
There is a huge fireworks display outside and UFO's and all kinds of wondrous things. I am angry, again, trying to get David out of the house to see, but he is too busy eating cheese and watching telly with Nanna. She keeps insisting "He's too little to care about those types of things, anyway." My only retort to him is, "Fine pal. Have it your way." I go out and watch a shower of falling stars.
The Worst Dinner Party…
by Asia on Oct.15, 2011, under Imagined Images & Other Tricks with Mirrors
There is a huge fireworks display outside and UFO's and all kinds of wondrous things. I am angry, again, trying to get David out of the house to see, but he is too busy eating cheese and watching telly with Nanna. She keeps insisting "He's too little to care about those types of things, anyway." My only retort to him is, "Fine pal. Have it your way." I go out and watch a shower of falling stars.